Weapon of Mass Destruction Found!

Eight months after the war in Iraq began, our brave men and women in the Middle East have delivered up a Christmas gift to beat all gifts. Saddam Hussein has finally been captured!

What? You mean that Bush didn\’t wait until it was politcally expedient to gain votes at election time? How can that be?

Oh, the democrats must be beside themselves today. Not only do they have Howard Dean as their leader from the party\’s nomination, and not only is Ralph Nadar threatening to run as an Independent (and thereby steal more of the liberal wacko voting block), but taking Saddam into custody is the coup-de-gras for Bush and his assurance of a second term.

I hear the throngs of liberals weeping. Somebody call the waaaaaaambulance!