If I had been drinking milk, it would have shot out of my nose

Is it April 1st? No, really. It\’s gotta be a practical joke.

Bill Clinton as world saviour

I\’m just going to assume that it is only the writer of this article that is smoking the wacky weed. And maybe Koffi Annan, the corrupt leader of the U.N. who knows a good partner in crime when he sees one.

I guess its a good thing I don\’t like milk.