I Won a Nobel Peace Prize!

It was only a matter of time.

After the Nobel Foundation presented the President with a Nobel Peace Prize (for what they HOPED he would accomplish and not for anything he has actually done), it appears I was next in line to receive the award!

Some day I am going to do something really big. When I do, I will have earned this prize. I want to thank the Foundation for seeing so much potential in me.

Apparantly you can apply for your own Nobel Peace Prize.