Now here\’s the way everyone really wanted to spend Christmas Eve… being beaten up at a Wal-Mart by ravenous wolves stressed out over holiday shopping.
Man beaten in checkout line dispute
Matthew Baures loves Christmas, but he learned the hard way that there is very little holiday cheer while waiting in line at a Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve.
The 22-year-old Berwyn man was pummeled with a baseball bat and beaten by as many as four people after a dispute over a place in line at a Forest Park Wal-Mart.
The best line in the article is the compassionate quote from Forest Park Police Sargeant Mike Keating when he said, \”I\’m glad I got my shopping done early.\” Gotta love a civil servant with a heart!