At last year\’s INBOUND 2014 conference, I had the opportunity to take the stage for an Ignite talk. It\’s a 5-minute talk with 20 slides that auto-advance every 15 seconds. They are challenging and fun talks to give. This one is a riot and I think you\’ll enjoy it. If you do, please SHARE it! I now give you \”How I Farted and Came Out Smelling Like a Rose\”