Good Morning America!

It\’s a great day to be an American! I just woke up after a few hours of sleep and feel like I have a political hangover. Yet, I can\’t take my eyes off it. Let\’s look at some incredible things that came out of this election…

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  • George W. Bush won the most votes EVER, beating even Ronald Reagan.
  • George W. Bush beat John Kerry by over 3.5 Million votes, making him the clear winner. A total change from the 500,000 votes he lost by in 2000
  • George W. Bush beat John Kerry by 5 points in Florida.
  • GWB has coattails! The Republicans PICKED UP 3 Senate seats and 4 Hour seat. Unbelievable.
  • Vote or Die? The Youth \”breakout\” vote was a dud. The influence of P. Diddy and Bruce Springsteen flopped like yesterday\’s one-hit-wonder.
  • Voters in 11 states REJECTED gay marriage as an option.
  • Tom Dashle, the great obstructionist in the U.S. Senate, is sent packing by John Thune. This is icing on the cake for Republicans.
  • George W. Bush is the first President to win a popular MAJORITY since his Dad won in 1988.
  • The exit polls were WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. The mainstream media could only influence this election so far.
  • Michael Moore could not do what he set out to do. His propoganda so stirred up conservatives that we came out in droves to counter him. And at the end of the day, he is still a fat, lying, manipulative socialist pig. ;-)
  • Unbelievably, even Chris Matthews on the incredibly liberal MSNBC said that with all this \”Bush has a mandate\”.

Am I happy? You bet. But I am happy for ALL of America. I think the American majority did the right thing, and I believe we will ALL benefit.

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